He was made entirely of vegetable matter; his rotting corpse would be found on the outskirts of town every year. What dark ceremonies brought him back to life in the Spring no one knew, or dared to ask.
A simple vegetable mix for a salad or stir fry base. Chopped asparagus, chopped broccoli, sliced radishes, diced red onion. Toss in dashes of olive oil and fresh squeezed lemon juice.